This site is just in case it is ever forgotten, or if other people need to be informed, directly and unequivocally, that I, Lauren Tate, being of sound body and mind, am not Catherine Tate's daughter.
in other words..... CATEHRINE TATE IS NOT MY MUM
Q: Is Catherine Tate my mum? A: No fam
Q: Am I sure? A: Yes blud
Q: Am I Catherine Tate's daughter? A: No cuz
Q: Are you sure? A: Yes bruv
Q: Am I lying to you? A: No, oh my days, what you chatting breeze for?
Q: Is Dan Tackaberry.com my dad? A: Yes, yes he is